Looking for some charming (if not weirdly niche) pick-up lines to test out? Or a last minute idea for a Valentine’s card? We’ve got you!
8 Munich-Inspired Pick Up Lines
- Wow, you must be the steps up St Peter’s Tower, because you just took my breath away.
- Around you, I’m like a German Oma. I can’t stop staring.
- My love for you is like the KVR line-up. It never ends.
- Are you my perfectly sorted recycling? Because I want to take you out.
- Hey, are you a non-terrible apartment for 1000 euros warm? Because a hottie like you is impossible to find.
- Your body is like Bavarian bureaucracy. It’s driving me crazy, and I need to handle it ASAP.
- Excuse me, is your first name Tegernsee? Because I can tell you’re Speziale.
- My love for you is like the Rundfunkbeitrag. I just can’t get away from it.



